Vampire Assassin Hot Sauce

The undead monster crept into your bedroom window looking for easy prey.  Little did it realize that you were prepared.  You had felt an unbalance and knew that there was something amiss in your sleepy little hamlet.  When the first of the homeless was found drained of all fluids, you knew exactly what you were dealing with.  It was on that day you started taking this magical elixir and sleeping with your window open, knowing it was just a matter of time before the creature would take the bait.  As it slid its fangs into your throat, you smile because it has just sealed its doom.  You drift off to sleep when you hear the creature quietly strangle on the potent garlic, pepper, and onion.


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