Only For Idiots
Little Johnny was never the brightest kid in class but he took it to a whole new level when Jacob dared him to taste a pungent liquid he produced from a tiny bottle in his backpack. Jacob was practically giddy as Johnny poured the thick concoction into his mouth. Johnny smiled at first but then the peppers spread through his system. His skin turned bright pink and the sweating started. Finally, Little Johnny opened his mouth to scream but there was no sound. It was then that he spontaneously combusted. As the flames shot into the air, Jacob ran away to avoid getting into trouble for turning Little Johnny into kindling.